I’M SO SORRY
IF YOU WERE REALLY SORRY YOU WOULDN’T HAVE POSTED THIS YOU ASSHOLE
THIS IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE OKAY
THAT LAST ONE REALLY WASNT OK
WHAT MOTIVATED YOU TO DO THIS
French Littérature test in 3 days, I absolutely have to ace this because it’s part of my final exam D:
I have to get a perfect score otherwise… It won’t be perfect =w=
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
drinkin soda out of a wine glass cause im fancy as hell
how many have you drank?!?!?!
I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT
WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY IS HE ALWAYS ON MY DASH.
YES WHO IS THIS HANDSOME STRANGER?
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
Nothing feels better than to see a word in a foreign language that you just learnt. Especially when it’s in Japanese.
And also great is to be able to sing a song in a language you started to learn, as and you go along you’re like ”*Gasp*, I know this word now! I actualy know what I’m saying!”
I just had a conversation with my older sister, which is a rare thing, and turned it into a social justice debate o-o
She was talking about the cooking exam she has to take; not only do they need to cook something of good quality, they also have to direct a second-year who’s supposed to assist them. Anyway she literally said:
”-and one of us was assigned this second-year girl who wants to be a boy, a hermaphrodite.”
and I was like ”No no no, you mean transgender, an hermaphrodite is a person with both female and male genitalia, a transgender person is born in the wrong sex”
”….Same thing. Anyway, she’s really close with another girl and I think she’s lesbian because she has short hair and dresses weirdly”
”Noooo, you can’t assume someone’s sexuality by their looks, and if he’s a boy then he’s straight”
”She was born a woman, she is a woman. Period”
”Seriously no, you can’t treat people like that. I also hope you never call him a ”she” to his face”
”Listen, unless she tells me to call her a ”he” in my face I’m gonna keep calling her a her.”
”You think he’ll do that in an environment that thinks [[she’s born woman, she is woman]]?”
”……Why is talking to you so difficult? If I had this conversation with my [[my brother]] I would be able to just finish my story”
Yeah, I went fullblown sjw on that one. Tumblr has certainly affected my views on this world, especially people, and I think for the best. Anyway, my sister is not an inherently bad person despite having committed some of the greatest sins of Tumblr in 2 or three sentences, she just really doesn’t understand a single thing about what it is like to be different. Not a single thing. She knows several gays, but still uses ”gay” as a derogatory word :|
And people say I lack empathy, tch.
*goes to a basketball game* what the fuck this isnt kuroko no basket
Today I was at work and this like 13 year old kid came in with a snk jacket so I was all omg I really like your jacket and his face like lit up and he smiled and turned to his friend and was all “she gets it! She gets it!” and his friend just sighed and kinda shook his head and I think that perfectly describes the friendship between an anime watcher and a non-anime watcher
the girl on the right haha
me at the gym trying to hide my gayness
The thirst is real, she wants it haha
i hope manners is the next cool trend
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING