In about fifteen minutes I’ll officially be an adult but I feel ill and in general pretty awful. Cheers.
Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening.
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
First time playing a Fire Emblem game! This part cracked me up so much.
…why are Ike and Soren so cute together?
Let’s do a tag game where we don’t use words, just commonly put together letters:
tis the season
|—||ancient finnish proverb (via 21474)|
To all people I’ve ever messaged ever!!: someone has cracked the code why some messages are sent and others aren’t.
This goes out in particular to Callum & Sarah; I always reply. If you didn’t receive a reply that means that Tumblr ate it. I have never ignored either of you.